Cotton
 


Cotton is the overcoat of a seed that is planted and grown in the southern states to keep the producer broke and buyer crazy.

The fiber varies in color and weight and the man who can guess the nearest the length of a fiber is called a cotton man by the public, a fool by the farmer and a poor business man by his creditors.
The price of cotton is fixed in New York and goes up when you have sold and down when you have brought.
A buyer working for a group of mills was sent to New York to watch the cotton market and after a few days deliberation wired his firm to this effect - "Some think it will go up, some think it will go down, I do, too.

Whatever you do will be wrong. Act at once." Cotton is planted in the spring, mortgaged in the summer and left in the field in winter.

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